Completely Hollywood (Abridged)
Thursday, September 22, 2011, 7:30 PM - 9:30 PM
Avenue Theater, 417 E 17th Avenue, Denver, CO 80203
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the theater... It's the Greatest Hollywood Blockbuster Never Made! The funniest guys in Denver are back with Completely Hollywood (abridged), reducing 186 movies in 100 minutes, and condensing every cliché from every movie ever made into an evening of stellar shtick. The madness! The method! The images! The implants! Armed with the theory that every Hollywood movie is just a combination of two old movies, the Avenue Theater unleashes such unlikely mash-ups as Kevin Bacon teaching a disabled writer how to dance in My Left Footloose, Jessica Tandy and Robert DeNiro in the feel-good movie of the year, Taxi Driving Miss Daisy and Akira Kurosawa directing Disney's next hit, Snow White and the Seven Samurai. It all culminates in the summer's biggest blockbuster with no stars, no budget, and no popcorn--but plenty of laughs!
"You'll nearly fall out of your theater seat laughing. Spectacularly high energy...an absolute scream!"
--The Arizona Republic
"A hilarious and speedy take on Hollywood's highs and lows. An instant classic!"
"Completely Hollywood (abridged) delivers the goods! One of the funniest shows in American theater today."
--St. Louis Post-Dispatch